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The Beetswap Manifesto
Times are tough for everyone these days, that’s just objective fact.
We can’t be wasting food like we were last year. But you can’t let your health go. Just cause you lost your job, or your retirement fund has gone down by 50%, it doesn’t mean you should start eating potato chips and fries and soda. That stuff will just make you more fat and depressed and make it harder to bounce back.
So you gotta eat your vegetables.
The mighty beet root symbolizes everything. See, some people like beets and don’t eat the greens. And some people love those iron-rich greens, but have no use for the sugary roots.
Enter Beetswap.com.
Finally this huge inefficiency has been solved once and for all. The biggest arbitrage of all time is dead. Now buyers and sellers of beet and beet greens can swap the part they don’t like with internet-speed efficiency.
And this is key, since we aren’t going to get out of this economic mess without bold thinking. Bold thinking like Beetswap.com.
So join today and rid your life of unhealthy food and inefficiency. Join the Beetswap movement today.
